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If you're reading this--chances are I'm already dead.

Of prostate cancer.

I died of prostate cancer.

Kidding, but what if..?


Kidding again!

I totally got you there!

The look on your face:

PRICELESS

I will never die.

And if I did, it wouldn't be from prostate cancer because prostate cancer is stupid, dumb and stupid

Seeing as that's the case: I thought it best we (I) introduce ourselves (myself). Get to know each other and all that other good, good shit.