If you're reading this--chances are I'm already dead.
Of prostate cancer.
I died of prostate cancer.
I'm kidding, but what if..?
Kidding again!
I totally got you there!
The look on your face:
PRICELESS
I will never die.
And even if I did (or could, for that matter), it wouldn't be from prostate cancer because prostate cancer is stupid, dumb and stupid
Seeing as that's the case, I thought it best we introduce ourselves. Get to know each other and all that other good, good shit.
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